i want to play a game.

here youll find a bunch of games ive either archived, or made myself for you to mess around with and have lots of fucking FUN

each game may come in a variety of differnet formats (flash, html, download, etc etc) so ive tried to provide multiple ways to play each game if youre A. a mongoloid that doesnt use a flash enabled browser or B. a woman that doesnt know what a computer is because im basically the kindest person on earth.

tl;dr eat a big slice of pizza and never stop gaming. ever.

HAVE FUN!