AN UNEDITED LOOK INTO THE HISTORY OF THE OMNIVERSE (and by extension WTFGHETTO)

a really long milenia ago hyper sonic and the incredible hulk decided to have one final fight becuase they were bored and just wanted to finish this. nothing was exchanged besides blows and there was no civlity to what could barely even be described as conflict, it was simply force (think of rape, but on crack)

boom. boom. boom.

oh. i think we really messed up this time hulk.

after laughing for a while, they go away into space to finish their nukage while earth silently reformed. only this time, things were a little bit differnet. a little more... ghetto. maybe it was a side effect of gamma radiation, perhaps sonic spindashed within 9 million lightyeras of earth no one really knows

when earth was finished reforming, a couple billion years passed and at the epicenter of where sonics skull collided with what used to be the united kingdom, a T.H.U.G. level stickman was found unconscious with unlimited potentail

enter n.o.t.c.h.i.n.e.

even though they discoverd that he had shit himself while asleep they still found great promise in his understanding of both technology and magic, alongside all known and inknown martial arts and was able to backflip higher and throw personally gestated yoshi eggs further than anyone else they had ever known. they had also discoverde that if h-->

-->e absorbed certain emeralds, something bad happened. although they refered to him as n.o.t.c.h.i.n.e. he went by many names, most of which are lost to time but are partially archived to this day. eventually, the 7 remaining humans (wittled down due to experiments plus wild animals were still roaming) got nervous whenever they saw him punching air or training so they told him about a room where he can fit in an entire years training in one second. he shouldve known better but can you really blame him he was just hungry

after stepping inisde the mysterious chamber, the door behind him vanished but he didnt care since he could barely move or breath in teh room so he focused on air training first. one year pased. then two. then 5. 100 years. 1000. 20000. 500000. 1200000. 500000000 years have passed since n.o.t.c.h.i.n.e. has entered the chamber.

after doing a few months of shadow clone nuke training (pictured below)

he began to wonder why there was no door so he walked back to where the door originally was and kept walking until he wily coyote walked trhough the white void and materialised on the otehr wide (toon shit dw about it) but what he saw on the otherside made him pause for a moemnt.

the world he had saw seconds before, teh world that had recovered from the greatest calamity ever possible, was completely gone. he could smell a familiar scent of nuclear residue but there simply wasnt enoguh data. he didnt know what to do since he didnt know what space was yet so he just sat there like a stray dog until something happened, which thiankfully it did.

right infront of him, a bright green portal opened up which seemed almost inviting, before a tall (not as much as him but still signifncaitly so) and aged figure emerged from the portal. "this.... looks a little awkward. whatever, my names rick. im assembling a team"

notchine (who ditched the acronym format for his naem since the creator got bored) immediately flew into the green portal, goign trhough rick, annihilating evreything. for the attoseconds he noticed his body churning and vaporising, notchine saw all the contengencies and robotic gizmos within him failing to activate before subcuming to his blast.

the dark ages

on the oether side of the portal, a green world full of civlised life was there, simlair to our own but still flexiable neough to be molded in his own image. this unlimited potentail made him really horny but unforutnately he coudlnt jerk off beucsae his stick cock was being used as one of his two legs (born with only one but thats better since you learn to adapt)

a few centrueis pass and evenutally, after understanding litearlyl all technology and rules and systems of this new world, he finally beings to research the final concept. the internet. this has been known as the day "evil went online" by the humans of that dimension and as the day "we lost" by everyone in neighbouring dimensions.

with just his stickman limbs and dropkick abilities, his steel infucsed fingers (thats the acutal hardest metal dont let a """metallurgist""" tell you otherwise my nigga. tungston was called that because its designed to be placed under knees while a woman services a cock (tongue based smeg removal)) and his friends he made along the way [HYPERLINK LATER] he found a cure for his boredom. he vowed to create the most ghetto site ever concieved.

this brings us to today lol you should really be thanking me for telling you this entire tale, no one else is gonna tell you this shit and if they do itll prokbably be a proxy anyawy. better yet, why dont you just give me money. i know weve been friends and joking and shit but really you dont have a choice. wow. i just felt a transaction being made. that coluldnt have been you... right? that was really pathetic but realistically what else could i have expected. i bet your jerking off right now reading this and lciking your lips. you just gave money to a stickman and you nejoyed it. wait.... are you getting ready to donate again? LOL! yourte so fuckign weak for my limbs. go retarded for my stick cock LOL