the perks of realising that people are basically just wallets

greetings toiletz i welcome you to da FIRST REAL BLOGPOST IVE EVER MADE! (ignore the one before this idiot) ive materliased here because i suddenly remembered a fairly decent blog topic while i was on an autism walk to avoid being around my nephew who was loudly playing roblox JJK """games""" (the combat was pathetically soft for the brutal.sin-e-ma that is JJK); through and through, most humans are essentialy future wallets.

Now realistically, the person whos reading will just parse through what i just typed by taking it at *MOSTLY* face value and move on but lets be real. the "avergae person" is ugly and watches OK K.O!. they probably cant pick up on the basic concept that is quantities and values (lesson 1 at money high btw) and thus might immeidately leap to the conclusion that "most" is acutally code for "all". to that, i would like you to perhaps consider the concept of friendship (praise celestia) and that maybe i care about people and *sniffl* stickmen who rape people can have feelings and shit too Ultron damn it

so to break stuff down in a way your cro-magnon cranium will get it, ill say it like this:

*COUGH COUGH AHEM* NIGGER NIGGER *clears throught* IF I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR HAVE NEVER GRINNED AT ANYTHING YOU SAID:
YOURE A POTENTIAL VICTIM!!!!
i dont care about you UNLESS you give me WADS CASH and GEMSTONES AND THAT IS ALL YOU WILL EVER BE GOOD FOR

pictured: niggas who made the cut. you either A - matter to me on a deep personal level, or B - make me alugh so hard i squirt milk out my nose like sir peter griffin. if you arent here? sorry but you........ DIDNT MAKE THE CUT! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CASH MR SOON-TO-BE POOR NIGGA!!!!! (btw notice how most are currently asleep gameover nigga LOL)

now by this point youve probalby realised this blog post actually had a surprise BONUS theme to it: faggots who dont even REALISE theyre gold veins. (dont worry i swear there will be money making tipz at the end)

ok now to the money, do you ever notice how, if youre maybe an artist or someone who just takes money on a personal basis from others, the people who present you with cash are just the objectively least funny, most retarded normal faggots on the place of earth?

its actually quite baffling to consider, since this implies that the avergae joe normalnigger is practically indistinguishable from someone who requests art of a hypersperm eating shortstack shitting herself in terms of vocabulary and articulation, but not due to a lack of power level conealment. this is, infact, due to them being unfunny faggots who just happen to be into repulsive things, which is a very big distinction since being able to exercise enjoyment of obtuse fetises while presenting a classy and confident appearence (pictured below, how i look drawing nepeta leaking thick ooze and sex steam like a gotham city manhole cover) is a fundamnetal part to not looking like a snivelling uggo as you beg me to colour your grayscale comm (EHHH i dont really FEEEEL like it... maybe if you sweeten the deal with a few more planets frostdemon style ill consider :^D)

(FREE MONEYMAKERZ LLC TIP: if you look up pngs of "classy hulk" you will immediately begin to brainstorm actual foolproof methods to gain affluence)

ADDITIONAL TIP: what colour is the hulk. think about it

alright ive gotten kinda bored of typing for now and this was a good science experiemnt (you can leave the big vat now gooner) so ill smell you later, but before i do so, ill leave you with this equation i constructed which i think will aid any hook nosed n00bz out there. expect more BLOG POSTS that arent as poorly constructed as this one in the futuer LOL (lying)